treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Q: In one of your songs you sing “She looks so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear”. So can you please show us how perfect do you look, standing there in Paris in your underwear?
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
Misfits episodes > 1x01
SPEECHLESS. Amazing trailer. Amazing story. Amazing cast. Amazing crew! We are completely and utterly speechless. Brilliant! Now please August 22nd hurry up!!